i felt like recording some halloween themed tunes today! (i also wanted to use my new banjolele!) two mario tunes, michael jackson, and fats waller
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS
NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
"Hey can I see your pictures?"
Yeah hang on
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
first comes love
then comes marriage
that moment when dean had a full on panic attack